What do you want?
To get a chuckle out of
all of the other average schmucks with too much time on their hands.
Hey!
Why don't you do one of these for all of the other Kevin Smith projects?
Actually, it's already been done. Unfortunately, it is no longer
available thanks to those 'wonderful' folks at Go.com -- I can only hope
it will resurface one day in the future. I designed my site to be
similar in format so the two could work in tandem should he ever get it up and
going again.
How do you know which
events occur on which day?
I used
February 13th (date of Dante's letter in Episode III) as my Rosetta
Stone and tried to allow a week from the beginning of an episode to the end.
I also used such things as graduation
years (Episode IV) in conjunction with events referred to by school
year (senior prom flashback in Episode II) as well as script directions (EXT. NIGHT). In
the end, however, I'm flying by the seat of my pants....
Why
do none of the other Askewniverse characters and events appear?
It's pretty much a given
the animated series occurs in another reality (Alti-Askewniverse? Askewniverse-A?). I'm sure people like Holden, Brodie and Alyssa exist there, but aside from the artwork on
the Jersey
Trilogy Boxed Set Box we just haven't seen
them yet. I have a sneaking suspicion we will see a few cameos in Clerks
Sell Out.
There's also the school of thought that the animated series is in fact a
creation of the normal Askewniverse's (Askewniverse-Prime? No, wait we would be
living in Askewniverse-Prime since Jay and Silent Bob are fictional to us....OW!
My head suddenly started to hurt.) Jay and Silent Bob. According to the
commentary track and the script, the original ending to Episode VI was to have
been done in live action featuring Jason
Mewes and Kevin
Smith in their alter egos.
Where
can I buy cool Kevin Smith stuff?
Don't you think
it's creepy there are six episodes of Star Wars and six episodes of Clerks
TAS... and that they both started out of order with Episode Four?
I do. Yes, I do.
Do
you *really* know that chick from 'My Chauffeur' and 'Valley Girl'?
Yep, we've been corresponding for a few years now.
Deborah
Foreman's an incredibly sweet
person. If you are a fan, please visit her
official site. Need more proof? Check out the letter page to Jay and Silent
Bob #3.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what five DVDs would you take.
What's the point of
taking DVDs to a desert island? It's not like you would have access to a player
or electricity...
.....smartass
What's your
"degrees of separation" from Kevin Bacon.
I have a website for Deborah Foreman
Who was in Real Genius with
Val Kilmer
Who was in Heat with
Robert De Niro
Who was in Sleepers with
KEVIN BACON!
Why do
you list the most recent CD and DVD you have purchased on the main index page of
your website?
To show the
unwashed masses out there I basically have no taste when it comes to purchasing CDs and DVDs.
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