Info
(a.k.a A buncha facts people who already have the DVD and VHS tapes already know, but I put here anyway for completeness' sake)

Regular Players :

Episode One (a.k.a. Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make)
    Original Air Date: Unaired
    Synopsis: Dante and Randal cross swords with a maniacal multi-millionaire who has ominous plans for the town of Leonardo.
    Special Guests: Walt Flanagan as Walt, Bryan Johnson as Steve-Dave.
    Defining Quote: "Why are we walking like this?"
    Trivia: Ben Affleck was originally pegged to provide the voice for the King of Canada.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: The Phantom Airing

Episode Two (a.k.a. The Clip Show Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments In Their Lives)
   Original Air Date: 06/07/2000
    Synopsis: Dante and Randal reminisce about past adventures after accidentally getting locked in the Quick Stop freezer. 
    Special Guests: Gwyneth Paltrow as herself, Gilbert Gottfried as Jerry Seinfeld.
    Defining Quote: "An all painter three-way!!"
    Trivia: The song 'Happy Birthday' was not used in the party flashbacks due to budget constraints. 'Happy Birthday' is in fact a copyrighted song and a fee must be paid each time the song is used in a broadcast.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: Attack of the Clips

Episode Three (a.k.a. Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store)
   Original Air Date: Unaired
    Synopsis: Terror grips the small town of Leonardo after Randal's paranoia over a pet shop monkey causes him to imagine an outbreak of the deadly Motaba Virus.
    Special Guests: James Woods as Major Baklava, Gilbert Gottfried as Patrick Swayze Walt Flanagan as Walt, Bryan Johnson as Steve-Dave, Al Franken as the Mayor, Mario Joyner as Lando.
    Defining Quote: "Nothing can kill the Grimace."
    Trivia: The bit about Al Pacino being used in Randal's symbol dream was in fact based on true events.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: Revenge of the Sick

Episode Four (a.k.a. A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About The Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers)
   Original Air Date: 05/31/2000
    Synopsis: Jay tries to sue Dante and Quick Stop after accidentally slipping on magic slippery stuff (a.k.a. Randal's soda).
    Special Guests: Judge Reinhold as himself, Kenny Mayne as himself, Dan Patrick as himself, Reggie Miller as himself, Mario Joyner as Lando.
    Defining Quote: "Who is driving?! OH MY GOD! Bear is driving! How can that be?!"
    Trivia: Despite being Episode 4, this episode was aired first. The character Lando is obviously a nod to Lando Calrissian.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: The Sue Hope

Episode Five (a.k.a. Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion)
   Original Air Date: Unaired
    Synopsis: Dante coaches a team of misfit Little Leaguers as Randal becomes an unwitting pawn in a governmental secret program.
    Special Guests: Michael McKean as Professor Ram.
    Defining Quote: "Most honorable guard, that slave is breaking rocks slowly."
    Trivia: According to the script, the original opening to this episode was to have been a spoof of the classic Charlie Brown football bit.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: The Umpire Calls -- OUT!

Episode Six (a.k.a. The Last Episode Ever)
   Original Air Date: Unaired
    Synopsis: Dante and Randal cope with being stuck behind the counter as a bizarre series of events begins to unfold outside the Quick Stop.
    Special Guests: Julia Sweeney as Panicked Mother, Kevin McDonald and Mark McKinney as Pinheads, Lisa Spoonhauer as Caitlin Bree, Walt Flanagan as Walt, Bryan Johnson as Steve-Dave.
    Defining Quote: "Ain't I a stinker? Nugga Nugga Nootch!"
    Trivia: The payoff for this episode is a nod to the classic Warner Brothers cartoon Duck Amuck.
    Star Wars AKA: Clerks: Revenge of the Buds-High